How do I dress like a rich heiress without the bank account of a rich heiress?Can I quit my job to travel the world? Did the Instagram algorithm change again or does everyone just hate me? When constantly scrolling is the key to survival and everyone's trying to live their best lives, we’re all just searching for some answers along the way. Lucky for you, I’m here to help.

Am I a qualified psychiatrist? No! Am I an expert at dealing with people’s sensitive feelings? Also no! (#Gemini) But after years of somehow always being the person who friends and family go to for help, I’ve mastered the art of dishing out matter-of-fact advice that’s sprinkled with some empathy, truth, and sarcasm—the perfect recipe to cure any problem.

Have a question you don’t trust any of your several group chats to answer? Something you’re too embarrassed to bring up to your significant other? Or something you simply need a non-biased point-of-view on? Send ‘em my way to editors@harpersbazaar.com and I’ll answer with the truthful (and loving) sarcasm you won’t get from your therapist or mom.